In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
Today’s date is the same as it is backwards. 4/10/2014
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
right but is there some sort of doctor who fandom rule that we never speak of this
because i have honestly never seen anyone on tumblr ever acknowledge that it happened
The year that never was.
I think he was waiting his entire life to make that joke.
i don’t know why i laughed so hard but
buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID
Remember when Obama brought them home?
This post got so much better
Remember when Bush sent them away?